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Lighter side of recruitment services

Here at First Call Contract Services we are a highly experienced job recruitment agency who have been placing contract workers in a variety of positions, working for some of the UK’s biggest household names.

But you know what they say; all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Whoever he is. So today we decided to entertain our readers with a little light hearted joke to get us in the mood for the weekend...

 

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff  of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each  of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!"says the admin clerk "I  want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the  world.

Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. I want to be in Hawaii,  relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."

Poof! He's gone.

OK, you're  up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in  the office after lunch."

 

Moral of story:

Always let  your boss have the first say.
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